a vegan, a jew, an emo and an angel enter a bar
they start playing music.
they are fall out boy.
im not sure if im actually funny or i just quote things from the internet and forget they are from the internet
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Everything you love is here
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run